if you could sprinkle magic dust on one non-QB position for the Texans in 2019 that would imbue the player(s) at that position with good health and All-Pro performance , who (or which position) would it be?Why did I pose this question, you ask?Because there’s no meaningful Texans football until September, and I’m depressed - okay?When I’m depressed , I ask dumb questions and my friends humor me by answering them, all the while muttering behind my back wondering why the hell they keep me around.So yeah, have some fun with this one.Mock me if you must.We all have our own way of dealing with Early Onset Offseason Depression.This is mine.Chris:BFmf’nD:Matt Weston:Capt. Ron:Luke Beggs:UprootedTexan:BRB , you now have a small leather satchel of this magical pixie dust as well - what would you do with it?Would you use it on a left tackle?Would you push all this aside and use it on yourself even though this has nothing to do with you?You would.I know you would.Some of you would sprinkle it on secret parts of your bodies.Others would chop it with a credit card and snort it like it was meth (coke is too fancy).I would blend it into my delicious homemade creme brulee, serve it to all my friends, and then wait for the nosebleeds.But this is about you... so let’s hear what you would do with this magical substance. Houston Texans NewsJohn McClain’s 2018 Week 11 predictions (Houston Chronicle)Texans have a history of containing Adrian Peterson (Houston Chronicle)Texans’ Jadeveon Clowney still close with Washington’s D.J Swearinger (Houston Chronicle)Stephanie Stradley’s Texans-Washington Q&A with Jamie Mottram (Houston Chronicle)Texans LB Zach Cunningham relieved knee injury wasn’t worse (Houston Chronicle)NFL NewsKelce: Lack of ‘accountability’ reason for struggles (NFL.com)With Flacco ailing , Lamar Jackson sits out practice (NFL.com)Bosa moves closer to returning for Bolts this week (NFL.com)Injuries: Marvin Jones (knee) sits out Lions practice (NFL.com)QB Index: Trubisky’s been playing at a top-15 level (NFL.com)New Saints WR Marshall: ‘I’m as healthy as a trout’ (NFL.com)Ranking coaches who deserve second NFL chance (NFL.com)Bell avoids Big Ben’s texts; players raid his locker (NFL.com)NFL awards $35M in neuroscience research grants (NFL.com)Houston & Collegiate SportsRockets to part ways with Carmelo Anthony (The Dream Shake)2019 MLB Draft Offseason Profile: Shea Langeliers, C, Baylor (Crawfish Boxes)
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